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女生发自拍到朋友圈的高级文案(发自拍的俏皮句子)


一、我时常在想我p图是不是太过分了,每张自拍都不一样,后来我想通了,这一切都不足为奇,因为我是百变小樱。
I often wonder if my p-chart is too much. Every selfie is different. Later, I figured it out. It’s not surprising because I’m a changeable Sakura

二、不好意思,没有文案,就是想单纯的发个自拍而已,打扰了!
Sorry, no copy, just want to send a selfie, excuse me!

三、少女心真是长生不老的灵丹妙药。
Girlish heart is really a panacea for immortality

四、人是铁,饭是钢,一天不秀憋得慌。
Man is iron and rice is steel. I feel flustered if I don’t show it all day

五、你再不抓紧我,我就要长出小翅膀飞走啦。
If you don’t hold on to me, I’ll grow small wings and fly away

六、假如生活欺骗了你,不要着急,拿出美颜相机去欺骗生活。
If life deceives you, don’t worry, take out the beauty camera to deceive life

七、曾经我也是靠脸吃饭的,后来差点饿死才放弃。
I used to eat on my face, but I almost starved to death before I gave up

八、我才不要做什么甜心宝贝我要做夺你命的鬼。
I don’t want to do anything, sweetheart. I want to be a ghost that takes your life

九、看到自拍为什么不点赞,是想欲擒故纵吗?
Why don’t you like the selfie? Do you want to play hard to get?

十、含有3%橙子的就叫橙汁,照片有3%像我就是我了。
Those containing 3% oranges are called orange juice. 3% of the photos are like me

十一、大家好,给大家表演一个美女自拍。
Hello, everyone. Let’s show you a beautiful selfie

十二、想了半天,都没有想出有什么适合配我这张照片的文案,但是,还是希望你能给我点个赞!
After thinking for a long time, I haven’t come up with any copywriting suitable for this photo of mine. However, I still hope you can give me a “like”!

十三、儿女情长什么的,真的很影响我走路,还是爱自己最酷。
Children’s affection or something really affects my walking. It’s still the coolest to love myself

十四、我是一个隐形富豪,所以至今还没找到自己的钱。
I’m an invisible rich man, so I haven’t found my own money yet

十五、你不赞我不赞,我发自拍给谁看?
You don’t like it, I don’t like it. Who do I send my selfie to?

十六、郑重声明,最近的圆润,都是可爱又多了几分。
Solemnly declare that the recent roundness is lovely and a little more

十七、您的好友上传了九张假照。
Your friend uploaded nine fake photos

十八、自拍P图高端玩家已上线,请记得及时的点赞与评论,谢谢!
Selfie photoshop high-end players have been online, please remember to timely thumb up and comments, thank you!

十九、今天等了很久,还没有人发自拍,看来我必须做一个领头人了。
After a long wait today, no one has sent a selfie yet, so I must be a leader.

二十、温馨提示:图片仅供参考,实际本人更加可爱!哈哈哈哈哈!
Tips: The picture is for reference only, actually I am more lovely! Ha ha ha ha ha!

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