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幽默风趣的朋友圈沙雕文案(笑到窒息的沙雕文案)

1、钱能不能买到快乐我不知道。但我很快乐,可以卖钱吗?

I don’t know if money can buy happiness. But I’m happy. Can I sell?

2、工作五分钟,手机生气了,我哄了它两个小时。

It’s been working for five hours.

3、我饿了,果然诚实可靠幽默风趣温柔善良正义可爱不能当饭吃。

I’m hungry. I’m honest and reliable, humorous, gentle, kind, just and lovely.

4、你的感情路顺不顺啊?顺啊,一路上都没什么人,能不顺吗。

Is your relationship going well? No one’s going well on the way.

5、答应我一定要吃早餐,健不健康不重要,主要这是一天中最便宜的一顿。

Promise me to have breakfast. It doesn’t matter whether you are healthy or not. It’s the cheapest meal of the day.

6、实在无聊就买个地球仪吧,不但可以看看,还可以转转。

It’s really boring to buy a globe, not only to see, but also to turn around.

7、日子很狗,但我不敢骂他,我怕他疯狂咬我!

The day is very dog, but I dare not scold him, I am afraid he bites me crazily!

8、怎么把脑子里的钱转到银行卡里,挺急的,在线等!

How to transfer the money in the mind to the bank card, very urgent, online and so on!

9、我不会离开你,就像数学题说不会就不会。

I won’t leave you, just like if the math problem says no, it won’t.

10、现在的男孩子太穷了吧,我说你去他家看看,他说门都没有。

Now the boy is too poor, I said you go to his house, he said there is no door.

11、我一直以为空气是免费的,直到!我买了一包薯片。

I always thought air was free until! I bought a bag of potato chips.

12、你想一夜暴富吗,你想身家过亿吗?你想衣食无忧吗,你想生活不愁吗?不如跟我在一起 我们两个一起想。

Do you want to be rich overnight? Do you want to be worth more than 100 million? Do you want to live without worry? Why don’t you stay with me and we’ll think about it together.

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