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不想上班的说说心情(上班苦上班累搞笑句子)

1、明明可以靠颜值吃饭,偏偏却要工作,我不知道明明是谁啦,反正我是偏偏。

I don’t know who I am, but I have to work.

2、总觉得自己的性格不适合上班,只适合领工资。

I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, only suitable for salary.

3、五十六种语言,汇成一句话,不想上班不想上班。

Fifty six languages, in one sentence, do not want to go to work, do not want to work.

4、漫长的岁月,竟然没有一天适合上班。

For a long time, there is not a day suitable for work.

5、不管是今天还是明天,依旧是不想上班的一天。

No matter today or tomorrow, it is still a day when you don’t want to go to work.

6、早知道人间有上班这种事 我当初就不该下凡。

I should not have gone down to earth when I knew there was such a thing as going to work.

7、一个星期七天,总有那么七天不想上班。

Seven days a week, there are always seven days that I don’t want to go to work.

8、每天早上起床都要看一遍福布斯富翁排行榜,如果上面没有我的名字,我就去上班。

Every morning I get up and read the Forbes rich list. If my name isn’t on it, I go to work.

9、上班是会呼吸的痛,他活在我身上每个角落。

Work is the pain of breathing, he lives in every corner of my body.

10、什么叫万死不辞?就是每天被气死一万遍,仍然不辞职。

What’s the meaning of death? Even if he is angry to death ten thousand times a day, he still refuses to resign.

11、消极的人才会抱怨起床上班,积极的人早就请假继续躺了。

Negative people will complain about getting up to work, while positive people will ask for leave to continue lying down.

12、确认过眼神,是社会主义上班人。

I’ve confirmed my eyes. I’m a socialist worker.

13、我要悄悄打工,然后惊艳所有人 !

I’m going to work quietly and surprise everyone!

14、人可以一天不吃饭,但不能一天不打工。

People can not eat for a day, but can not work for a day.

15、当手里的活儿多到不知该如何下手时,我们就应该静下心来玩手机。

When there is so much work in hand that we don’t know how to start, we should calm down and play with mobile phones.

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